$15 Custom Brutal Death Metal Logos

I recently took a small business seminar. The woman leading the class was telling us about this awesome website fivrr.com where you can get a logo for $5! How? The "designers" are from all over the world. So $5 to someone in India or the Ukraine is worth a lot more than it is in the United States.

Being a graphic designer for over 25 years, this BUMMED me out. But then I went on the fivrr.com site and was checking out different artists... and this dude's page said :

I will make custom brutal death metal logo for your band

He was from Indonesia. It would cost me $15.

So I hired him. And got this.

Pretty. Fucking. Rad. Huh?

If you like it you can get a pillow or coffee mug.

And if that's too fucking METAL for you, FUCK YOU ALL kid-friendly animal logo products like the t-shirt below are still available! I mean, come on, who doesn't need a FUCK YOU ALL throw pillow?????

--Beth

It's My House and I Can Decorate However I Want To, Dammit!

A collection of Real Estate photos that are REALLY awful and REALLY funny. Few of may faves below.

If I bought a house with a mural of Satan and Jesus arm wrestling painted on the living room wall -- I'd leave it! And damn, I want that red couch and chair set.

Now that's a bad ass collection kiddo.

Careful if you go in here drunk or scarier yet... on shrooms.

White trash Liberace! 

Love these 'cause they scream, FUCK YOU ALL, it's my house and I can decorate however I WANT TO DAMMIT!

--Beth 

Fuck You All SWAG!!

Thought I'd repost this... just because.

FUCK YOU ALL Coffee Mugs... And More!

FUCK YOU ALL is now swagalicious.

Coffee mugs. T-shirts. Shower curtains.
Duvet covers. Clocks. Rugs.

I mean, who doesn't need a FUCK YOU ALL throw pillow?????

God Making Animals - And Having A Laugh

This is so good. What if GOD was really a twisted asshole laughing as he made animals?

I Am So Wealthy I Pay Someone to Ride My Stationary Bike!

A Twitter roast on Peloton stationary bikes. Right up the FUCK YOU ALL alley! And hey all you Peloton riders -- don't forget to get your tickets to Fyre Fest #2!

Don't Know About Art, But I Know What I Like

FUCK YOU ALL was honored to be represented in art show at our friend's awesome gallery in Joshua Tree, La Matadora.

 The show was titled DYS/function: Functional Art for our Dysfunctional World! A multitude of fabulous artists showing: Melmac Plates, Latch-Hook Rugs, Shrinky Dink Knick-Knacks, Lite-Brite Art, + Custom Lamps & Chairs.

Not being familiar with melmac plates, a lot of friends were and had made them as kids. Basically you make a drawing and mail it in and ta da! A plastic plate featuring your art gets returned! Pretty cool. Very 70s. Fun!

The company that makes them was not happy when they got the FUCK YOU ALL plate drawing and refused to print it, claiming they are a "family business." Being told it was an adult art show must have swayed them however, as the plate arrived with all the others in the gallery order.

And it even SOLD at the art opening!

FUYA!!

--Beth

Breastfeeding in Public

What? You want me to cover up while breastfeeding in public. Sure, no problem.

Oh, and FUCK YOU!

--Beth