Tuesday, January 20, 2015

A Box of Dog Shit Part II

During the holidaze this year, I had TWO Hickory Farms packages stolen from my porch (they nicely RE-sent when they found it had been stolen). Third one was sent UPS so it arrived safely. And now it's back out on the porch... hey hey hey! FUYA to all you package snatchers. Enjoy this one fuckers!


Thursday, January 15, 2015

Who Wants a Nice Steaming Box of Dog Shit?

Apparently SOMEONE does because they just stole two packages of it off my front porch.

About a year ago I told my mailman to leave any packages on my porch because I hate having to go to the post office to pick stuff up. He said he didn't recommend it, but I asked him to do it anyway. I hardly ever get packages mailed to my home address but at Xmas time this year, a couple relatives sent some presents. I had THREE packages that I never received. MIA.

This morning I made two "fake" packages and filled the boxes with dog shit. Not just dog shit, but gooey, steaming, smelly dog shit, fresh out of my backyard.

I put them on the porch and walked down the street to get a burrito. I was gone all of 15 minutes, and when I came back the packages were GONE.

HA. HA. HA.

FUYA!!!