"Fuck your stump on wheels" and other words of wisdom

Thanks to my friend Wendy Gadzuk for turning me on to this site...

FUCK YOUR NOGUCHI COFFEE TABLE

I don't even know what a "Noguchi Coffee Table" is... and you know what? I don't give a fuck! I can tell from this site I would fucking hate the Noguchi Coffee Table.

--Beth

#1 Bestseller! Donald Trump is a Douchebag

Hey! My friend Michael Watson wrote a book.

As author Michael himself says:

 What are you waiting for? Buy a copy now!

--Beth

You Are a Motherfucker

I love that my friends know me so well. Thanks Ginger Miller for the most excellent postcard you sent me! I love you too!

--Beth

Put Some F*CKING Gear On Girl!

Uh... No. Acutally it's a little less "sexy". More like this.

Plus helmet and gloves. And sometimes desert wildlife.

And then their is this really attractive thing called "sweaty helmet hair."

So as for "Trailblazing" with the Wall Street Journal... uh. FUCK that!

--Beth

Fuck Xmas... But Xmas Lights Can Be OK If They Are Done RIGHT

Christmas? Yawn. Yeah, I know, you're not surprised I don't give a shit about it. One thing I do like about the holidaze though, are Christmas lights. Bring 'em on! I wish they were up year round. Christmas Tree lane in Alameda, California always goes OFF. I went there for a stroll and it was DELIGHTFUL. 

Where's the real person? Oh! there SHE is!

There SHE is again! 

The three best Seasame Street charaters.

Now we're talkin'!

Niiiice.

Woof Woof!

If it was the lights only this would be way cool.

WHY aren't more people creative like THIS??!

Just white lights and... a duck. I like it.

They left the walker out so you know WHY their house is so sad in comparison to the neighbors lightgasms.

Back in SF...  this house is one of my favorites. The lights always looks like they were put up by drunk elves and they leave them up for months.

--Beth

GoFundYourself

This morning my coworker was telling me about her relative who just set up a gofundme for grad school. This is someone who is over 30,  has a husband with a great job, is financially stable, and so on. I'm getting tired of this.

So I decided to start my OWN GoFundMe.

Help Me Fund You:

I need money to give money. Kickstarters, gofundmes, indiegogos, the list goes on. Sick pets, health problems, creative projects, education and even vacations people WANT AND NEED. All the money I collect will go to various other campaigns to help others help themselves. Thank you!

Help spread the word!

 P.S. Things like cancer or fires = exceptions. DUH! Otherwise, FUYA.

Go F Yourself!