On
my bus ride home from work last week, a guy sitting next to me was
talking VERY LOUDLY for over 20 minutes about all kinds of personal
bullshit. I got to hear about how expensive his Uber rides were becoming
lately, so he was resorting to public transportation. He went on to
delve into details about his 401K and blab about his finances. He
mentioned how if things didn't get better he might be moving back to
Minnesota. I started recording him with my phone. He had earbuds in and
was staring straight ahead, bellowing on and on. It was just... tacky.
Here is a just a sliver:
I posted on facebook about it, and a friend replied: "I know it's crass, but in moments such as the one above, I really wish I could fart at will." GREAT suggestion! What this situation needed was a big,
juicy, obnoxious FART! I found an app that will do this for me so next time I will be armed and ready.
Later on that day I saw this on facebook. How poignant.
Kudos to whatever guerilla artist is plastering these on poles. Keep up the good work.
And to that guy on the bus and others like him, (insert loud fart noise here). FUYA!
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