Home Sweet Home

I stumbled across an image from Trump’s penthouse on Fifth Avenue by accident. Really, I wasn’t even looking for this shit. The eyesore found me and I had to investigate further. A couple google clicks away and I was greeted with a Palace of Versailles pukefest. An eyeful of endless gaggy gold. Obnoxious oversized chandeliers dripping from ceilings. A disgusting dazzle of muted oranges and beige. Gold goblets full of orange juice at an ornate breakfast table.

GAG.

I cannot think of anywhere more uncomfortable looking. It doesn’t look like the kind of place where you can kick off your shoes and watch TV while enjoying a twelve pack and a pizza on the couch with your dogs.

It also reminded me of this hilarious article I saw on “McMansions”. The article alone is a total FUCK YOU ALL to overdoing it with the casa! Gotta love it.

Let’s hear it for the tiny house movement! Living in your RV! Yurts!

And to anyone who actually thinks Trump can relate to the average American and their daily struggles after looking at his living conditions -- FUYA!

--Beth